my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
most people have an “Unattractive” phase.
I’M DARREN FUCKING CRISS I HAVE TO BE ATTRACTIVE FROM THE DAY I LEFT MY MOMS VAGINA.
YOU GIANT ASS DICKHEAD I HATE YOU
OOOH I HATE YOU AND I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH
I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.
Accidental performance art: priceless
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor