Gay Unicorns And Candyfloss Rainbows

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

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martinafromasgard:

everyday-im-fangirlin:

stalkerish:

bonerfloozy:

most people have an “Unattractive” phase. 

BUT NOOOO

I’M DARREN FUCKING CRISS I HAVE TO BE ATTRACTIVE FROM THE DAY I LEFT MY MOMS VAGINA.

 

YOU GIANT ASS DICKHEAD I HATE YOU

OOOH I HATE YOU AND I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH

(via hey-kurt)

supernaturalshakes:

basils-kite:

I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.

Accidental performance art: priceless

(Source: pine-cypress, via hey-kurt)

(Source: usedtobeingalone, via hey-kurt)

(Source: teamdowneyhiddleston, via vansoffmyballs)

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

(via yougogemcoco)

jeanvaljeanralphio:

The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.

(via noluvlish)